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I’m convinced Kate Upton is the Devil. There’s no way around her being pure evil to the point where she makes videos like this (for modeling or otherwise) and expects us to not dream of one day marrying her. Or at least being in the same swimming pool.

If she’s not the devil, she’s some sort of witch. Her extreme level of hotness should have boiled and evaporated that water, the moment she touched it. How is it still in it’s liquid state? It’s because she’s witch bro.

This video claims that she’s the winner of a wet t-shirt contest. That we won’t debate. My only question is: who’s crazy enough to enter a wet t-shirt contest with Kate Upton and expects to win?