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With all of the soccer fanatics in the world (or football, if you’re not American) wigging out over Euro 2016, I’ll be busy getting cartoon eyes from this sexy fùtbol babe in the body paint.

Those things have to be registered weapons of mass destruction. Or at least medium destruction because I’m certain a few “distracted” drivers caused some property damage.

Having two huge cans like that are bound to draw a crowd and you have to wonder if the Portugal national team wants to employ her and sit her near the opposing team’s goals.

Imagine the sweat pouring down a striker’s face during a penalty kick.

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