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This gorgeous German model is a Los Angeles transplant and she’s got some big things going for her.

Two incredibly large and awesome things. Glam model Jordan Carver is rocking a 32-HHH cup.

Related: Jordan gives us 10 things you can’t do with big boobs

When I think of Triple H, I’m usually thinking of the WWE wrestler/corporate¬†executive Paul Michael Levesque, not this smoking hot gem from Deutschland.

I’m still trying to figure out how it’s humanly possible for those things not to explode out of her dress.