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Byre Anne Russillo, 30, is 1-2 in her short amateur MMA career.

She competes in the 155-pound weight class, though her preference is 135. Problem is she weighs too much. As Russillo frankly told My MMA News:

“I can’t cut my tits off and put them on the side, they weigh 12 pounds.”

That’s the straight dope: She can’t make weight at 135 because of her massive boobs, which, in terms of size, rival Jupiter.