A Chinese man holding a softshell turtle got the surprise of his life — the little creature grabbed hold of his man stuff, and refused to let go.
At least that’s the account of media reports and a YouTube video that shows the little creature taking a bite of this poor guy
This report says the guy was in a lot of pain — no kidding — and tried to get the turtle to let go, but to no avail.
Apparently, these turtles make good soup. My guess is that’s where this one is headed.