On the Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon used a very scientific process to determine the winner of next Monday’s College Football Playoff National Championship. PUPPIES!
Fallon had seven puppies, all with their own names, and two bowls of kibble — one Oregon bowl and one Ohio State bowl — at the end of a runway. He released the puppies and the bowl that had the most puppies eat from it would be named champion. The eventual “winner” was Oregon despite the fact that half the puppies never made it all the way to the bowls.
So, I think we can all pack it in and call it now. Oregon will win because the puppies said so.