Staff Writer

Patrick Pinak

Patrick has spent parts of the last four years covering University of Florida athletics and spent two seasons with Major League Baseball. He’s a baseball junkie who spends his days defending Derek Jeter and the Miami Marlins. A recent Gator grad, Patrick currently resides in Gainesville, Florida.

The NBA’s Tallest Players Make Regular Folks Look Ridiculous NBA The NBA’s Tallest Players Make Regular Folks Look Ridiculous , Staff Writer 12:00pm, June 20
Gary Sheffield Charges Pitcher After Pickoff, Wild Brawl Ensues MLB Gary Sheffield Charges Pitcher After Pickoff, Wild Brawl Ensues , Staff Writer 5:30pm, June 19
Female UFC Star: ‘I Make More Money on Instagram Than I Do Fighting’ MMA Female UFC Star: ‘I Make More Money on Instagram Than I Do Fighting’ , Staff Writer 5:15pm, June 19
Joe Burrow’s Ed Orgeron Impression is Hilariously Accurate College Football Joe Burrow’s Ed Orgeron Impression is Hilariously Accurate , Staff Writer 3:58pm, June 19
Who Is Kevin Love’s Supermodel Girlfriend? NBA Who Is Kevin Love’s Supermodel Girlfriend? , Staff Writer 3:02pm, June 19
Florida Drops Famous “Gator Bait” Chant, But Why Is It Racist? Florida Florida Drops Famous “Gator Bait” Chant, But Why Is It Racist? , Staff Writer 7:19pm, June 18
Nick Foles’ Wife Gives Birth to Their First Son NFL Nick Foles’ Wife Gives Birth to Their First Son , Staff Writer 3:13pm, June 18
Stacy Keibler Is Still “The Weapon of Mass Seduction” at 40 Years Old Pro Wrestling Stacy Keibler Is Still “The Weapon of Mass Seduction” at 40 Years Old , Staff Writer 12:13pm, June 18
The Heaviest NFL Players of All Time Break Every Scale NFL The Heaviest NFL Players of All Time Break Every Scale , Staff Writer 2:45pm, June 17
Woman’s Face Drilled By Basketball While She’s On Her Phone NBA Woman’s Face Drilled By Basketball While She’s On Her Phone , Staff Writer 9:27am, June 17
Georgia’s All-Time Team Would Destroy Every Other State Georgia Georgia’s All-Time Team Would Destroy Every Other State , Staff Writer 5:46pm, June 16
Why Is Alabama’s Mascot an Elephant Named Big Al? Alabama Why Is Alabama’s Mascot an Elephant Named Big Al? , Staff Writer 5:00pm, June 16
Mammoth Hit Made Reggie Bush Think “I Was Going to Die” NFL Mammoth Hit Made Reggie Bush Think “I Was Going to Die” , Staff Writer 12:45pm, June 16
Jose Canseco Fought a 7-Footer And Only Lasted 77 Seconds MLB Jose Canseco Fought a 7-Footer And Only Lasted 77 Seconds , Staff Writer 12:22pm, June 16
Marshawn Lynch’s “Beast Quake” Shook the Ground. Literally. NFL Marshawn Lynch’s “Beast Quake” Shook the Ground. Literally. , Staff Writer 6:05pm, June 15
The “Exploding Ear” Remains UFC’s Grossest Injury MMA The “Exploding Ear” Remains UFC’s Grossest Injury , Staff Writer 5:24pm, June 15
Remember Ryan Lochte? He Started a Family With a Playboy Model Florida Remember Ryan Lochte? He Started a Family With a Playboy Model , Staff Writer 3:30pm, June 15
Massive 4-Star TE Announces His College Decision High School Massive 4-Star TE Announces His College Decision , Staff Writer 3:00pm, June 15
The Bears’ “Super Bowl Shuffle” Is Still Hilariously Catchy NFL The Bears’ “Super Bowl Shuffle” Is Still Hilariously Catchy , Staff Writer 2:54pm, June 15
Colin Kaepernick’s 5-TD College Debut Showed He Was Destined For Greatness College Football Colin Kaepernick’s 5-TD College Debut Showed He Was Destined For Greatness , Staff Writer 12:03pm, June 15
Joe Burrow and His Girlfriend Are The NFL’s Next Power Couple LSU Joe Burrow and His Girlfriend Are The NFL’s Next Power Couple , Staff Writer 11:54am, June 14
Sammy Sosa Looks So Different Now That He’s Retired MLB Sammy Sosa Looks So Different Now That He’s Retired , Staff Writer 11:16am, June 14
Pro Softball Player: ‘Yankees Bat Boy Salary is More Than My Professional Contract’ College Softball Pro Softball Player: ‘Yankees Bat Boy Salary is More Than My Professional Contract’ , Staff Writer 5:15pm, June 12
MLB Player Punches Pitcher, Gets Laid Out By First Baseman MLB MLB Player Punches Pitcher, Gets Laid Out By First Baseman , Staff Writer 4:00pm, June 12
Mark McGwire’s Net Worth: “Big Mac” Saved More Than Just Baseball MLB Mark McGwire’s Net Worth: “Big Mac” Saved More Than Just Baseball , Staff Writer 3:40pm, June 12
Hulk Hogan’s Daughter Looks Better Than Ever These Days National Hulk Hogan’s Daughter Looks Better Than Ever These Days , Staff Writer 1:02pm, June 12
That Time Dock Ellis Threw a No-Hitter on LSD MLB That Time Dock Ellis Threw a No-Hitter on LSD , Staff Writer 11:15am, June 12
Florida RB Poops Pants, Calls It “Best Thing That Could Have Happened” College Football Florida RB Poops Pants, Calls It “Best Thing That Could Have Happened” , Staff Writer 5:51pm, June 11
Mark McGwire Cheated. What Happened to Him After Baseball? MLB Mark McGwire Cheated. What Happened to Him After Baseball? , Staff Writer 5:45pm, June 11
The Chiefs’ Port-A-Potty Drill Is The Crappiest Drill Ever NFL The Chiefs’ Port-A-Potty Drill Is The Crappiest Drill Ever , Staff Writer 3:32pm, June 11