Former Ohio State cornerback Eli Apple is set to be taken mid-to-late first round in Thursday NFL Draft. One anonymous scout has reservations about Apple's skills, though these lack of skills have nothing to do with shutting down opposing wide receivers.
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"I worry about him because of off-the-field issues. The kid has no life skills. At all. Can't cook. Just a baby. He's not first round for me. He scares me to death," the source said according to USA Today.
That's what scares him? Because he can't cook? If you thought that was absurd, so did Apple's mom, who responded in the most "mom" way possible.
https://twitter.com/survivinamerica/status/725348223980834817
Mrs. Apple dropped a bomb with a well-timed quote from the rapper Birdman.
https://twitter.com/survivinamerica/status/725351064824860673
Are y'all finished or are y'all done?
Even former teammate and fellow first round hopeful Ezekiel Elliot had some fun with the anonymous source's lack of faith in his skills with a spatula.
Eli has made me some fire fried chicken and mac and cheese. The source seems to be pretty unreliable 😂😂
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) April 27, 2016
Who cares if he can or can't cook though? As long as he's creating "apple turnovers," it's not an issue.
[h/t FTW]
