For the low price of $70, you — yes, you — can now do what the NCAA was unable to do: Get Connor Stalions to talk.
The controversial former Michigan football staffer, whose actions are at the heart of the program's sign-stealing scandal, has started a Cameo account.
Former Michigan assistant Connor Stalions has launched his own Cameo account.
His videos are $70. pic.twitter.com/2Qm7ub8bZG
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) January 17, 2024
For those unfamiliar with the video-sharing website, it works this way: You pay a fee and include some notes regarding a message for a celebrity on the platform to say. You can then share that video with a friend as a gift or just keep it for yourself as a memento.
Stalions was essentially an unknown before October. Since then, he hasn't shown any ability to stay out of the headlines. After the initial news of the scandal broke, we also learned of a feud with a neighbor whom Stalions believed to be a Michigan State fan hell-bent on hampering Stalions' efforts to help the Wolverines.
The former U.S. Marine remained steadfastly loyal to the program even after his firing. Reportedly, during the early stages of the investigation, he refused to share any information with the NCAA or Big Ten.
No one was happier at the Rose Bowl last night than infamous former Michigan assistant Connor Stalions, who was in the stands with a rose necklace on. ?? pic.twitter.com/hImle1bTLK
— College Sports Only (@CollegeSportsO) January 2, 2024
He had been out of the news for a while midseason but made waves by attending the Rose Bowl, where Michigan took down Alabama.
Most recently, he seemed to be celebrating Michigan's national championship win by sitting outside of Ohio State's stadium with some national champs merchandise and a lone rose.
Now, the biggest question is just what exactly you might be able to get him to say on Cameo. For that $70, will he state that the allegations are all true? And if so, is that admissible evidence? Or can he insist that it was all tongue-in-cheek? We'll surely learn these answers as his orders begin flooding in, so stay tuned and, if you dare, place an order yourself
