COLUMBIA, SC - OCTOBER 05: Head coach Steve Spurrier of the South Carolina Gamecocks reacts after a play during their game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Williams-Brice Stadium on October 5, 2013 in Columbia, South Carolina. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

Let's relive the Top 10 Steve Spurrier quotes of all time

He took jabs at Florida State, Tennessee and seemingly everyone else during his coaching career.

We've arrived to the slow, painful time of the college football offseason, so what better way to cure the offseason blues with quotes from the Head Ball Coach? Below, we hand-picked some of our favorite Steve Spurrier quotes from his headset throwing days. Enjoy!

"I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended." -Spurrier on facing Georgia early in the season.

"You can't spell Citrus without U-T." -Talking about how Tennessee missed out on the Sugar Bowl during his time at Florida years.

On Peyton Manning: "I know why Peyton came back for his senior year. He wanted to be a three-time star of the Citrus Bowl."

More jabs at Georgia: "Why is it that during recruiting season they sign all the great players, but when it comes time to play the game, we have all the great players? I don't understand that. What happens to them?"

"You know what FSU stands for, don't you? Free Shoes University."

"I didn't know Jadeveon's car that could go that fast. He doesn't have a pretty car like those FSU guys used to drive." -On Jadeveon Clowney getting a speeding ticket.

"The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." -On a fire at the Auburn library that destroyed 20 books.

"We were 7-6. Same as Tennessee, same as Arkansas. I think they're sorta celebrating big seasons last year. ... There are people in Knoxville and Fayetteville still doing cartwheels over going 7-6." -On Tennessee and Arkansas having the same record as South Carolina two seasons ago.

"Well, like I told people, I breezed right through age 60, breezed right through 65, and I'm going to try my best to breeze right on through 70. I can still remember just about everything. So mentally, I think I'm the same as I was. We got two people running for president, I think Hillary and Donald Trump are both 69, I believe. Coach K at Duke, he's still doing pretty good at, I think 69 also. So the age really doesn't mean a lot."

"He's from Pluto, and I'm from Mars." Spurrier responded: "Dabo probably thinks there's only, what, nine planets out there? I think I read where Pluto may not be considered one now." -Spurrier on Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney.

Never change, Steve.

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