This is the insane list of demands Ludacris handed out to UGA, along with the massive payment he took home for performance

What in the world?!

Ludacris took home a pretty nice paycheck after filling in as a last-minute performance for the University of Georgia's spring game on Saturday.

But that doesn't hold any comparison to the incredibly insane list of items he demanded for performing his 15-minute session, via Macon.com:

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There's a lot to go over here.

First of all, Ludacris eats pretty dang healthy. He also likes super grainy bread and organic peanut butter and jelly. Once he got down the list of necessities, it seems like he just started throwing out ideas to see what stuck.

A box of condoms, Bed Bath and Beyond wash clothes, vodka, cognac, wine and gallons of fruit juices.

Oh yeah, and a small Secret deodorant.