Seriously, how drunk can you really be?
Last week during No. 9 Texas A&M's game against Mississippi State, some poor schmuck was arrested for public intoxication at Kyle Field. According to Texas A&M police, he was nowhere near where his inebriated mind told him his was.
Yep. This kid thought he was watching Baylor and Texas Tech duke it out at AT&T Stadium — 188 miles from where he REALLY was.
So many questions need to be asked: How long had he been drinking? Was he so drunk that he bought his ticket, walked into Kyle Field thinking he was at AT&T Stadium and became color blind?
The most pertinent question of all though: What the heck was he drinking?
[h/t SB Nation]
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