You definitely don't want to be ranked No. 1 on this list.
The folks over at Reddit re-ranked the recently-released AP preseason Top 25, using the crime rate of the university's city or town as the basis for the rankings.
The team at the unfortunate top? Houston, which beat out Tennessee and Florida State for the top spot. The Cougars have been attempting to get more respect this year based on their 13-1 2015 season, but we can say with some certainty that this is not the No. 1 ranking they wanted to get.
The full rankings:
1. Houston
2. Tennessee
3. Florida State
4. Notre Dame
5. LSU
6. Louisville
7. Washington
8. Ohio State
9. TCU
10. Alabama
11. Baylor
12. Florida
13. Oregon
14. UCLA
14. USC
16. Oklahoma State
17. Georgia
18. Clemson
19. Oklahoma
20. Ole Miss
21. Iowa
22. Stanford
23. North Carolina
24. Michigan State
25. Michigan
You can check out just out Reddit formulated the rankings here.