This is Lew Dunlap. Lew Dunlap is 88 years old and shelled out close to $4,500 to go to the Colorado Rockies Fantasy Camp. Lew also happens to be my new hero.
Yes, Lew is at a fantasy camp to have some fun, but that doesn't mean he's going to go out like a punk. So, if you want to toss a little chin music at Lew, you best be prepared to deal with the consequences.
LEW'S NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOU, HE'S HERE TO AIM AT YOU, PROBABLY MAIM YOU.
I really want to know what was said here, because I bet Lew's trash talk is just some legendary, exceptionally profane stuff. Also, I wish we had a shot of the pitcher's reaction to this entire sequence.
All said, Lew is about this life and you are not. He's 88 years old and ready to throw hands because a professional baseball player threw slightly high and tight on him. We can only hope to be bosses like this.