This guy said to hell with subtlety and went from being at bat, to second base in a matter of seconds.
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I couldn't imagine being this guy and having to explain his actions to this girl's parents. Holidays would be so awkward, especially when you start to reach over her when you're trying to get the salt.
Shoutout to the network that allowed this to stay on air long enough for someone to get a picture. Your kids can't un-see that.
May be the Rangers have some room for this guy in the dugout. Stealing bases and using his mitts effectively seem to be quality traits to have on any team.
