What this man put inside his body to pleasure himself is weird enough — but then he had to go to the hospital

This entire thing is bizarre.

A 70-year-old Australian man arrived at a hospital last week after a sex act went seriously, seriously wrong.

The man had used a fork to pleasure himself, sticking it up his urethra, but he arrived at the hospital with bleeding genitalia after it got stick.

The procedure was successful, The Daily Mail reports, and there will be no long term damage.

While it is very unusual for objects to be put up male urinary tracts, The Daily Mail notes "many unexpected objects have been retrieved from other parts of the body. These include toothbrushes, pencils, allen keys, plastic cups, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, wax and glue."