The gas station Kum & Go has been around since 1959, but not until today has its name been taken so literally. One man was caught at an Arkansas station with his pants down masturbating. According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.” One witness snapped a photo of the man, who “realized he was being watched and quickly left the area.” It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.
This is so strange and disturbing that it just can’t be made up. It’s probably just surprising that something like this hasn’t happened a lot sooner and more frequently at this gas station with a name like that.