Now this is the way to watch the news, with hot women stripping

This should be the only way to watch the news.

With all of the depressing things in the news, coupled with political debates and so-forth, we need a way to watch the news without getting depressed or angry. These gals provide the perfect way to accomplish that.

I mean, who doesn't like stripping news anchors?

Granted, it'd be rather tasteless to see these women lose their blouses while talking about some horrific natural disaster, but watching them parade around in their undies to Donald Trump's wig flapping in the wind? I'd actually pay to see that.

The one segment I wouldn't like to see is the sports segment being overshadowed. Sure, it's great but sports time shall remain untainted, even if the culprits are super hot, half-naked female anchors.