This bench-clearing brawl is totally nuts

This was war and we're still not sure who the victor was.

If tempers flared and you were caught in the middle of this firestorm, how would you make it out alive? There aren't many choices as two French soccer teams —- the Bagarre Rugby Club de la Marine Nationale vs Royal Navy Crunch Stade —- fought in a Civil War, long before Iron Man and Captain America.

The easy option would be to go back to what we learned in grade school when the local fire department taught us how to avoid smoke: Stay low to the ground and crawl your way out.

Or you could join the fray of haymakers and pile drivers in hopes that if things got really bad, one of your comrades could help..you know, if he's not too busy beating in some other guys face.