What on earth makes a guy piss off an anaconda? Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez aren't there to save you, yet you still have the balls required to be an idiot? Good luck with that.
There's no reason to grab your camera and take a video so you can post it to your Instagram or Facebook with a cute caption. No. You get the hell out of there. Don't be this guy, the guy who agitates this enormous snake in hopes that your life won't be squeezed out of you when it's all said and done.
You either call Ghostbusters, or snake busters or whomever you have to to get save your home. Or you can throw as many grenades and RPG's as you can and hope your home remains intact after the smoke settles.
[h/t Bro Bible]
