This is not the place you'd want to get a snake bite

The snake thought it was a snack, so why not?

You can't argue against her deserving that.

I'm no wild life expert, but I'm pretty sure there's never been an Animal Planet special that showed just how perverted snakes can be. I mean, she teases this little guy with tongue action of her own and when she pulls away, he goes straight for second base.

Equally hilarious is the the guy who pulls the snake away from the Anna Nicole Smith reject. His accent is too thick to try and guess what he's saying, but the jump back to the English "titty"