It's a good thing we have Shaq to ask the real tough questions out here. We all know that the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls were the single greatest team over the course of a season —- with an unmatched 72-10 record. But it is a good question to pose as to which "all-time team" would win in a game.
Shaq might have played for six different franchises - the Orlando Magic, Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Lakers, Cleveland Cavaliers, Miami Heat, and the Phoenix Suns —- but his best years came as a Laker. Those two squads run pretty deep with Michael Jordan of course highlighting the Bulls team.
Scottie Pippen responded with a classic "six is more than three (the amount he won in L.A.)" comment.
But Shaq doesn't take anything lying down and came back with the classic "Batman and Robin" diss.
Scottie Pippen then did what you can only in his spot and go for the one weakness in Shaq's game —- his free throws.
Shaq always has to have the last word though.
Maybe that comeback is a little outdated, but it did the trick.