If you are a San Antonio Spurs fan then you know who Spurs Jesus is and you love every part of him with all your heart. If you are not a fan of the Spurs, then you will quickly learn the "Legend of Spurs Jesus." He describes how he took down a potential burglar and how he was righteous in doing so decked out in all his Spursian glory.
Not only did he chase down a guy in a robe and sandals, but was also gracious enough to tackle him in the grass rather than on the concrete. Now if only he could turn that Riverwalk water into wine...
