Remember that picture of an apparently soft in the middle Tony Romo showing up at training camp over the summer looking a couple dozen cheeseburgers over his playing weight? Well, this one's even better.
While that photo was eventually debunked, this one of a pear-shaped Cowboys fan clad in full Romo regalia——pants, jersey, helmet, the whole get up—-won't need more than a second of scrutiny. Romo's nine-week sabbatical notwithstanding, he probably looks like a Greek god by comparison.
You have to give the guy his props, though. That's some serious commitment.