Bill Belichick doesn't have time for your pointless press conference questions

Bill Belichick is the master of making you feel like you asked the dumbest question on the planet.

New England Patriots head coach and possibly football cyborg Bill Belichick is notorious for being annoyed at press conferences with people's questions. In the days leading up to the Patriots' AFC divisional game against the Kansas City Chiefs, he's in his usual, pissed off self when questions are thrown his way. First there's this one, about how the Pats' offensive game plan against the Chiefs. He amazingly responds by suggesting he just give Kansas City a copy of their playbook for the week.

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Belichick was also asked about his left eye, which is mysteriously bruised for some reason. He hilariously responded with a one word answer that makes you think he doesn't have a black eye at all, and you're just imagining him with a bruised eye.

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Never change, Bill. The Pats take on the Chiefs this Saturday at 4:35 p.m. EST.