Former NFL tight end actually talked himself into a DUI

Tight end Austin Seferian-Jenkins was released by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Friday afternoon after he was arrested for a DUI.

Seferian-Jenkins nearly got off with a warning before he started talking, thanks to dash cam footage released by TMZ. That's when the officer put Seferian-Jenkins through a field sobriety test and was cuffed and taken to jail.

Jenkins proceeded to talk to the officers, claiming he needed to take a "huge s**t" before acknowledging he wouldn't go No. 2 in the officer's car.