What do you get when you put Sir Patrick Stewart, Drew Barrymore, the rock band Creed, Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa, and others at the base of an insurmountable summit? Arguably one of the funniest Super Bowl commercials of all-time.
The 1:58 spot for Paramount+ set to air at some point during Super Bowl 58 between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, opens with Stewart, Barrymore, Tagovailoa, the cartoon character Arnold from Nickelodeon's 'Hey Arnold' and others standing at the base of a summit with the Dolphins' quarterback failing to throw a hook attached to a rope at the top of the cliff so the group can climb to the top.
"Yeah, I can't get that up there," Tagovailoa said. "If it were a football, I'd be able to reach the top."
That's when Stewart suggests throwing Arnold, "What about a football-shaped head?"
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After much debate, and the group's hesitancy to actually attempt to throw a tethered [cartoon] child to the top of a rock summit, Tagovailoa refuses.
That's when Stewart delivers the punchline of the ad.
"Not built for the moment, I see," Stewart deadpans to Tagovailoa, who was held to just 199 yards with one touchdown and one interception in the Dolphins' playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Wild Card Game.
The ridiculousness only escalates from that moment.
You can watch the full commercial below:
Super Bowl LVIII kicks off at 6:30 p.m. on Sunday, February 11, at Reliant Stadium in Las Vegas Nevada, as the Chiefs look to win a third Super Bowl in the past five seasons while the 49ers aim for the franchise's record-tying sixth Lombardi Trophy.
