Super Bowl LI concession prices are completely, utterly, undeniably, nuts

HOW MUCH to park?

So you've plunked down, maybe, thousands of dollars for tickets to see the Super Bowl live.

Dig deeper, folks.

The price of parking, souvenirs and food is not through the roof; it's through the stratosphere.

Want to park across the street from the stadium? Hold on to your wallet.

Hungry? How about $16 for a burger and $15 for "bottomless" popcorn? Throw a beer in, and you're out $43 right there.

How about a $12 hot dog?

 

Need something a little more high octane? How about $30 for a lemonade with a double shot?

It's almost as if you need to take out a second mortgage.