We knew Tom Brady would be roasted about Gisele Bundchen during a Netflix special, but no one suspected it would be that bad.
But oh, it was.
Brady and Bundchen, of course, were married for 13 years before their recent divorce. Roast host Kevin Hart started the fun by telling Brady that "Gisele gave you an ultimatum. She said you have to retire or you're done. But when you have a chance to go 8-9 you gotta do it," Hart said, joking about Brady's final season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Later, Hart said Brady "f-ked" former coach Bill Belichick by leaving the New England Patriots for the Buccaneers.
"You f-ked him good. You did, Tom, you f-ked your coach, but let me tell you something people ... that's what you've got to do to maintain your happiness. You sometimes got to f-k your coach," Hart said, before turning to the rumors of Bundchen's unfaithfulness. "You know who else f-ked their coach? Gisele. She f-ked that karate man."
Hart wasn't finished.
"I mean Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks ever played a game," he said. "How did you not see this coming? Eight f-king karate classes a day. ... Eight karate classes a day and she's still a white belt. F-k Tom. The only bruises she had were on her a—. everybody should have known it."
And of course, Drew Bledsoe, the former QB replaced by Brady in New England, took his own turn. Per Newsweek:
Drew Bledsoe, who stepped in for Brady as the starting quarterback of the Patriots in 2001, drew a parallel between Brady's playing days and his personal life. He joked that Brady didn't get sacked often, saying that he was 'pretty used to not being touched. Just like at the end of the marriage.'"
Oh boy.
Well, at least Brady is never usually hurting when the idea is finding a new love interest. But hey, what fun is that truth when it comes to a roast?
