Buffalo Bills franchise quarterback Josh Allen prefers to keep a pretty corporate social media presence. Yet Allen dropped that cautious persona Tuesday night, when he decided to share an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction during his offseason vacation.
Tuesday afternoon, Allen took to X to post, "My pants ripped at dinner ??? Didn't want cheeks out... I love Paris ?."
My pants ripped at dinner ??
Didn?t want cheeks out?
I love Paris ?— Josh Allen (@JoshAllenQB) March 5, 2024
Iconic content from the All-Pro QB.
While Allen didn't disclose any details or share a photo of the ripped-pants incident, his decision to keep any details short and sweet surely stirred his fan base's imagination.
Now the question becomes whether Allen succumbed to this potentially night-ending wardrobe malfunction, or if he called an audible and somehow managed to keep his cheeks out of the equation enough for the evening to continue.
Considering that Allen is known for his impromptu playmaking ability, we feel confident that the superstar quarterback scrambled his way out of danger and made a big play when it mattered most.
When most people think of ripped pants, they think of SpongeBob SquarePants — and the Buffalo Bills social team wasted no time responding to Allen's X post with a GIF of a shocked SquarePants amid his own notorious ripped-pants moment.
While SpongeBob bemoaned his own wardrobe malfunction with an iconic "Ripped Pants" song, it's hard to imagine Allen breaking out in song in the middle of Paris — although the star QB loves to keep us guessing.
Social media had been made aware of Allen's trip to Paris earlier this week, when he and actor/girlfriend Hailee Steinfeld were seen entering the Le Bristol Hotel in Paris.
While Allen seemed eager to enter the hotel as quickly as possible, Steinfeld elected to take a photo with young fan before following him inside. Given that American football isn't nearly as popular as American movies are in France, many of the paparazzi surrounding the power couple were probably more familiar with Steinfeld than Allen.
Hopefully, Allen is recharging his batteries across the Atlantic after another grueling season. He's clearly enjoying the authentic Parisian cuisine — perhaps a bit too much.
