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MLB's Cardboard Cutouts Are The New Trend. Here's How to Become One

The 2020 Major League Baseball season is here, and it's (hopefully) here to stay barring any coronavirus pandemic cancellations. However, this 60-game MLB season looks completely different than what baseball fans are accustomed to.

Spitting, high-fiving and brawls are banned. The designated hitter was added to the National League. Extra innings begin with a runner on second. Crowd noise is being pumped into stadiums to simulate the effects of games. Even cardboard freaking cutouts have been placed inside Major League stadiums across the United States.

These fake fans have been a wondrous source of comedy for viewers at home so far. Teams have gotten creative deciding who deserves a spot behind home plate. For example, fake Steve Bartman has attended probably his first game since 2003. A Weekend at Bernie's cutout was spotted in Kansas City. We've even seen cutouts of dogs get drilled by home runs at Citi Field.

Like the NBA's virtual fan idea, the MLB's cardboard cutout fans are wacky and amazing. Not every team has gotten in on the fun and given fans a way to attend games, but a good deal of them have. It's also surprisingly easy to make sure your cardboard cutout finds its way to the seats for the rest of the 60-game season and the playoffs.

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There are caveats, however. Like most teams, the New York Mets are telling cutout hopefuls their pictures can't include any advertisements, social media handles, offensive or negative references to MLB teams or any type of political statements.

Basically, throw on your favorite cap and jersey and say cheese. Don't ask me how Braves Hall-of-Famer Chipper Jones trolled Mets fans on Opening Day.

Most teams are limiting purchases to one cutout per person and one person per photo, but the Atlanta Braves are making exceptions "if you're holding a cute baby." One White Sox fan said screw it and bought 100.

There's no rule saying you can't become a cutout in every stadium, either. Just be ready to shell out some serious dough and wear attire of other teams. You might even end up seeing yourself on ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball.

Here's a full list of how much each team is charging fans for cardboard cutouts, and how you can place your fake self in a front row seat at the ballpark during MLB games all season:

MLB Cardboard Cutout Prices By Team

Arizona Diamondbacks: No cutouts of fans, but they have cutouts of medical professionals wearing masks at home games.

Atlanta Braves: $50 for general public, $25 for season ticket holders.

Baltimore Orioles: No cardboard cutouts of fans.

Boston Red Sox: $500. Cutouts go above the Green Monster. If a home run hits a fan's cutout, they'll win prizes like an autographed ball, two Green Monster tickets for the 2021 season and a Red Sox jersey with their name on it.

Chicago White Sox: $49 . Net proceeds benefit White Sox charities. The team offered 1,500 spots and they sold like hotcakes, probably because one guy bought 100 of them and took up an entire section of seating.

Chicago Cubs: No cardboard cutouts.

Cincinnati Reds: $75. Proceeds go toward the Reds Community Fund.

Cleveland Indians: $100. Fans can purchase up to four cutouts per transaction. They'll be placed from August 21 to the end of the season.

Colorado Rockies: No cardboard cutouts. They've placed former players behind home plate during baseball games, however.

Detroit Tigers: No cardboard cutouts.

Houston Astros: $100. No selfies. No trash cans, either. You may even end up next George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush.

Kansas City Royals: $40.

Los Angeles Angels: No cardboard cutouts. The fake fans must be sad they can't watch Mike Trout do Mike Trout things in the outfield.

Los Angeles Dodgers: $149. That's the cheapest you can get at Dodger Stadium, and it's the same price if you want your dog or cat to have its own cutout. The Dodgers are charging $299 for home run seats, field box seats and dugout spots.

Miami Marlins: No cardboard cutouts. They've put cardboard versions of their players out with COVID-19 in the stands, though.

Milwaukee Brewers: $50. Can be human or furry friends. Plus, they have monkey cutouts.

Minnesota Twins: $80, $40 for season ticket holders. The Twins are using headshots, which stand almost three feet tall.

New York Yankees: No cardboard cutouts.

?New York Mets: $86. Net proceeds will be donated to the Mets Foundation.

Oakland Athletics: $89, $49 for season ticket holders. They accept pet photos, too. A's are offering two free tickets to their first exhibition game in the Coliseum next season with the purchase of a cutout.

Philadelphia Phillies: $40 for general public, $25 for season ticket holders.

Pittsburgh Pirates: No cardboard cutouts.

San Diego Padres: Cardboard cutouts not for sale. They are placing cutouts of players' family members and select fans in the seats, though. They'll also rotate cutouts depending on different themes.

San Francisco Giants: $99. You can even select to sit close to your favorite celebrity cutout, which is a star-studded list that includes Barry Bonds, Guy Fieri, Spiderman and San Francisco 49ers players George Kittle and Jimmy Garoppolo.

Seattle Mariners: $30. If your cardboard cutout "catches" a foul ball or home run ball, the team will mail you the ball.

St. Louis Cardinals: Coming soon.

Tampa Bay Rays: $60 for general public, $40 each for season ticket holders. Offer has expired.

Texas Rangers: $50. Proceeds benefit the Texas Rangers Baseball Foundation.

Toronto Blue Jays: $60. Babies and pets are encouraged. Cutouts will be placed randomly in the Blue Jays' minor league stadium in Buffalo.

Washington Nationals: No fan cutouts, but it looks like they have players' family members out in left field.

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