What is it that makes a Major League Baseball game experience so much fun? Watching elite athletes? Eating a way-too-big hot dog? Getting drunk in the hot sun? Perhaps all of those things, but when you are sitting at a home game watching your team, part of the fun may be the antics of your team's mascot.
When you grow up and put away childish things, perhaps you lose some of your affinity for sports mascots. That being said, for kids—and occasionally for adults—there is fun to be had when mascots are involved. We aren't here to knock NFL, NHL or NBA mascots.
Benny the Bull—the Chicago Bulls' mascot—is iconic. Rocky the Denver Nuggets mascot is reportedly the highest-paid mascot in professional sports. Remember when the Charlotte Hornets mascot Hugo caught on fire? Don't let anybody tell you a team mascot doesn't put their well-being on the line.
The NHL has some incredible mascots too. From Tommy Hawk with the Chicago Blackhawks to Spartacat in Ottawa or Al the Octopus in Detroit, the NHL really goes all out with their fuzzy cheerleaders on ice. However, for all the good that Fin the Whale in Vancouver does, there's no way to top the sensation that is Gritty.
Gritty, the mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers, is like a Tim Burton movie. It's cute, and feels friendly, but deep down there's a sinister, creepy and horrifying undercurrent to it all. Gritty is equal parts friendly giant who just wants to cheer on the Flyers and have a good time, but at the same time looks like he could haunt your dreams alongside Pennywise the clown. Even odder is that since their introduction to the world in the last few years, Gritty has become almost as beloved as his neighbor, the Phillie Phanatic. And that's where we really see mascots making the most money.
All that being said, when it comes to mascots, MLB reigns supreme. There are a handful of MLB mascots in the Mascot Hall of Fame (it's a real thing), and there are also quite a few official mascots of MLB teams that are really raking in the cash.
MLB Mascot Salaries Match Their Large Personalities
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First, we have to shout out a couple legends who are no longer active within the realm of baseball.
One is the famous San Diego Chicken. For the entirety of the Chicken's run, he was portrayed by Ted Giannoulas. Funny enough, the Chicken started as the mascot for a radio station in San Diego before he was ever affiliated with the San Diego Padres.
Also, he is the rare mascot who would show up and work for other sports teams. He reportedly made appearances in all 50 states in his career. While Giannoulas has retired, he told ESPN that at his peak he made $40,000 per game, which means he was definitely pulling in a six-figure salary just dressing like a chicken and goofing around. That's enough to surprise even the Minnesota Vikings' Ragnar (Joe Juranitch), who once asked for $20,000 a game (he didn't get it).
The other mascot to mention is Youppi!, who spells his name with the exclamation point. That's not us expressing our enthusiasm. Youppi! was the mascot for the Montreal Expos until they moved down to Washington and became the Nationals. And yet, Youppi! lives. He's now a full-time representative of the NHL's Montreal Canadiens, and he reportedly makes up to $1,000 per appearance.
MLB's Highest-Paid Mascot: Phillie Phanatic
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Perhaps the most-iconic active mascot in MLB today is the Phillie Phanatic. The Philadelphia Phillies' mascot purportedly makes $600 per hour for appearances outside of baseball games, but when you throw in his time riding around on his ATV in Philly and merchandising he also has an annual salary believed to be in the six figures.
The Phanatic's NL East rival (and one-time commercial costar) Mr. Met of the New York Mets is also supremely famous. He and his baseball head make $600 an hour just like the Phanatic, which has to be more than the Atlanta Braves mascot, Blooper.
Wally the Green Monster Loves Another Kind of Green
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The Yankees aren't really the mascot type (they don't even let players have facial hair like it's the 1940s or something), but their rivals the Boston Red Sox have more fun. Wally the Green Monster is not a literal personification of the famous outfield wall in Beantown. He's an actual green monster. Wally evidently makes somewhere between $50,000 and $70,000. He's also fun on social media.
The Oriole Bird's Bank Account is Something to Chirp About
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Let's get avian! The Baltimore Orioles' mascot is one of baseball's members of the Mascot Hall of Fame, but he apparently only grabs $350 per hour, per Go Banking Rates. Maybe it's because his name is simply "The Oriole Bird." Meanwhile, the St. Louis Cardinals' Fredbird gets $400 per hour.
The San Francisco Giants once had an "anti-mascot" called Crazy Crab who fans were supposed to jeer. Then it got too real. Now, they have Lou Seal who gets $500 for private events. However, he comes bearing bobbleheads! While we're in California, we will note both Los Angeles teams are sans mascot.
Bernie Brewer's Hazard Pay from his Home Run Slides Adds Up
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Bernie Brewer of the Milwaukee Brewers gets up to $275 per appearance, but he also gets to slide into that beer glass after home runs which you can't put a price on. The Detroit Tigers' Paws get $200 per hour. While the Seattle Mariners have never made the World Series, that hasn't stopped the Mariner Moose from making a whopping $600 per hour like he's the Phanatic or something.
Before we close this out, we wanted to dip into the minor leagues briefly. Arguably the most famous, or at least most beloved, minor league baseball mascot is Big Mo, who represents the Tampa Bay Ray's Double-A affiliate the Montgomery Biscuits.
Sports Illustrated named him mascot of the year in 2016. Also, he's an anteater. Oh, and guess what? All his appearances are free. You can request an appearance from Big Mo right now, but if you do, maybe at least give him a biscuit for his efforts?
All in all, the average annual salary for an MLB mascot is around $60,000, which is enough to make us consider a career change? After all, that's some good money to shoot hot dogs into the stands or slide down a massive slide.
