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NFL QBs Photoshopped as Women is Pure Internet Gold
AP Photo/Paul Sancya (left), Tony Avelar (right)

The National Football League’s offseason is a black hole between the Super Bowl and the premiere of HBO’s Hard Knocks during training camp. Add into the mix a heaping helping of coronavirus pandemic, and we are looking at a chasm Evel Knievel couldn’t jump over.

Football fans are craving anything about the game. There’s just something about pigeons covering kickoffs and 300-pound linemen returning them that the NBA and MLB can’t live up to during the summer months. So, what are NFL-crazed minds doing during the summer of 2020? Giving NFL QBs from Tom Brady to Cam Newton complete and total makeovers, apparently.

Twitter user @notkdk3 is a self-proclaimed “Mad Internet Genius,” according to his Twitter bio. I first stumbled across his work, unexpectedly, when a thread of “Nick Saban As Different Colored Sunsets” appeared on my timeline.

I’m only sharing the first one, and if you have an absurd eye for comedy like me, the rest are worth checking out.

But that’s not why we’re here today. The internet erupted on June 18, 2020, when KD dropped his latest and greatest creation: NFL quarterbacks as women.

The results, as you can expect, are nothing short of genius. Taking every NFL team from the NFC South to the AFC North, KD turned record-setting passers, multi-time Super Bowl champions, perennial Pro Bowl selections, rising rookies, and even retired QBs like Peyton Manning and Tony Romo into their female counterparts.

Some pull it off tremendously. Others should never, ever consider getting this makeover. (Check out Sam Darnold.)

NFL Quarterbacks As Women

I have so many thoughts:

1. Drew Brees (New Orleans Saints) looks like “Karen” who calls the cops on kids running a lemonade stand on her block without a permit, then launches into a baseless diatribe about how everyone should stand for the national anthem. Oh wait, he already did that pre-makeover.

2. That’s not Dak Prescott (Dallas Cowboys). That’s Selena Gomez, and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

3. Jimmy Garoppolo (San Francisco 49ers) is not only the NFL’s best looking man, he’s by far its best looking woman. Save some for the rest of us…

4. Why does Matthew Stafford (Detroit Lions) look strikingly similar to a young Sigourney Weaver?

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5. I really think Tua Tagovailoa (Miami Dolphins) should commit to this look full time. That Hawaiian skin is glowing under that hair.

6. Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers) is the aunt who insists on making her world-famous strawberry pretzel salad dessert for every holiday dinner.

7. Joe Burrow (Cincinnati Bengals) reminds me of the co-worker who always complains that the microwave is dirty. Just shut up and eat your lunch, Joe-Ann.

This post was originally published on June 22, 2020, but these photoshops are too great not to be seen again.

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John Duffley About the author:
John joins the FanBuzz team with five years of experience freelancing as a sports writer for TheDupes.net and Football.com. A graduate of Penn State University, John currently lives and works in Austin, Texas. He is also a member of the Football Writers Association of America (FWAA).
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