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Double Down on Dildos: Bet Your Money on Bills Fans Tossing Sex Toys
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If we’re being honest, all die-hard sports fans have done something crazy in support of their teams in the past. Typically, they involve an autographed tattoo or a conveniently placed national championship banner, but rarely do they involve rubber sex toys.

Then again, there aren’t many fans quite like the ones in Buffalo, New York. The Buffalo Bills regularly suffer at the mercy of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, but one fan wasn’t going to be deterred from showing why the Bills Mafia is the craziest fan base in the NFL. Problem is, his bizarre stunt happened to get him arrested and thrown in jail.

According to Hannah Buehler of WKBW in Orchard Park, 34-year-old Michael Abdallah, a Florida native, was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct by the Erie County Sheriff’s Office. Abdallah was arrested after deputies and members of the Bills security at New Era Field identified him for allegedly throwing a sex toy onto the field during Buffalo’s Monday Night Football game against New England in 2018.

And yes, it is absolutely insane for somebody to not only BRING a sex toy into an NFL game, but to then throw sex toys onto the field for some ridiculous reason. What’s worse is that there were three sex toys that hit the field on Monday night.

Yes. One, then two, and finally, a third faux phallus made it all the way into the end zone last season.

Bills Fan Throws Dildo

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After spending the night in jail, Abdallah pleaded not guilty to the disorderly conduct charge and was released from Erie County Holding Center after appearing in Orchard Park Town Court. The Florida man was due back in court on December 4.

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What’s even weirder about this incident is that it’s not the first time it’s happened in Buffalo. Back in 2016, another funny guy decided to toss his own rubber friend out onto the turf during a Patriots-Bills game.

Buffalo fans are crazy, but this stunt is just ludicrous.

Most of this strange incident seems wrapped up, except for one lingering fact: how did Abdullah smuggle this thing into the game in the game?

UPDATE: Dildos flying during Bills-Patriots games are as certain as spring rain. But for 2019’s Week 4 matchup between the AFC East rivals, BetOnline.ag is actually accepting wagers for the strangest prop bet of all time.

Screenshot from BetOnline.ag

Will a dildo get thrown on Bills field/sideline?

Yes: -140

No: +100

Any smart gambler should know that when the outcome is in your hands, literally, this bet should be a lock. It’ll be curious to see if Buffalo’s sex toy bonanza continues or not, but at the very least, there’s a halftime wedding taking place this week.

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Never change, Buffalo Bills fans.

This article was originally published October 31, 2018.

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John Duffley About the author:
John joins the FanBuzz team with five years of experience freelancing as a sports writer for TheDupes.net and Football.com. A graduate of Penn State University, John currently lives and works in Austin, Texas. He is also a member of the Football Writers Association of America (FWAA).
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