NFL teams pride themselves on secrecy. After all, the inner-workings and tiny details that breed success are what separates bad teams from good ones. Some even try to steal signals from their opponents, although they’ll never admit it. National Football League players become the best version of themselves behind closed doors, but when it comes to team owners, it’s money over everything.
Every year, HBO’s Hard Knocks follows the storylines of one team throughout training camp and preseason, as the struggles players face and pressure mounting on head coaches and front office staff are profiled. In 2013, NFL owners agreed to keep Hard Knocks as the can’t-miss football event of the summer with something that is now known as “The Hard Knocks Rule.”
The Hard Knocks Rule
As teams began to decline HBO’s invitation to appear on Hard Knocks (because what playoff-caliber franchise really wants their secrets revealed to everyone), the NFL created the following guidelines so that Hard Knocks and NFL Films always has talent. If a franchise does not willingly volunteer for Hard Knocks, teams that fall under these criteria can be forced by the league to participate in the documentary series:
1. The team that does not have a first-year head coach.
2. The team must have missed the playoffs each of the last two seasons.
3. The team did not participate in the last 10 seasons.
The league reportedly discussed doing away with these parameters to force high-profile, Super Bowl caliber franchises like the Patriots or Saints to actually participate and raise viewership, but those talks haven’t produced concrete change.
With the existing factors in mind, five NFL teams check all these boxes as the 2019 regular season comes to an end, and the 2020 offseason is set to begin. For fun, I’ll rank them based on how exciting it’d be to see them on the show.
Possible Teams on HBO’s Hard Knocks 2020
5. Detroit Lions
Matt Patricia is boring. Matthew Stafford is falling apart. The Lions don’t have any star power and sharing a division with the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers means they likely won’t be playoff bound anytime soon. I’ll gladly watch Westworld reruns if Detroit ends up on Hard Knocks.
4. Denver Broncos
Vic Fangio is a professional coach, which doesn’t exactly make for exciting television. But then again, with John Elway as the general manager of this franchise, it doesn’t matter who the hell is head coach. Rookie quarterback Drew Lock captured the hearts of this coaching staff, and with Joe Flacco still under contract and mulling retirement, there is a lot of curiosity about that position next year. Also, Von Miller and his chickens would make some of the best television you’ll ever see.
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
Two words: Minshew. Mania. Both Gardner Minshew and Nick Foles are on this team, which means the Jags have the NFL’s best quarterback battle heading into 2020. Jacksonville faces an overhaul of its front office with Tom Coughlin out, but the team confirmed that Doug Marrone will be back as head coach next season. The Jaguars are an intriguing pick here, especially with budding stars like wide receiver D.J. Chark and pass rusher Josh Allen anchoring a young team.
2. Arizona Cardinals
Kliff Kingsbury mixed with Kyler Murray equals creativity and star power out in the desert. Year two with this core could come without Hall-of-Fame wideout Larry Fitzgerald as he considers retirement, but the Cardinals are still one of the teams to watch in the NFC next season. Should they continue adding key pieces to this team, it only adds to the intrigue of 2020.
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
You either love them or loathe them, but Pittsburgh would hands down land the most viewers. One year removed from the Antonio Brown/Le’Veon Bell disasters, the Steelers remain an NFL stalwart — Only the Patriots and Packers won more games than Pittsburgh over the last decade. Hall-of-Fame quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will likely be entering his final NFL season (if he doesn’t retire before then), and Pittsburgh’s defense boasts All-Pro talent like T.J. Watt and Minkah Fitzpatrick. They check all the boxes, even if Mike Tomlin isn’t too thrilled about the idea.
What Teams Have Been on Hard Knocks?
Jon Gruden and the Raiders carried on the Hard Knocks tradition last year, becoming the 12th franchise to appear in the series.
2019: Oakland Raiders
2018: Cleveland Browns
2017: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2016: Los Angeles Rams
2015: Houston Texans
2014: Atlanta Falcons
2013: Cincinnati Bengals
2012: Miami Dolphins
2010: New York Jets
2009: Cincinnati Bengals
2008: Dallas Cowboys
2007: Kansas City Chiefs
2002: Dallas Cowboys
2001: Baltimore Ravens